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Brad's Beat: Meet the Bob's

By: Brad Douglas
Updated: July 25, 2012
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WEBB CITY, MO.--- There's a certain table at the Webb City Senior Center that everyone wants to sit at for lunch. It's called the Bob table, and the only qualification to sit here is you have to go by Bob. It can get hard to figure out who's who. 

"Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob," states Bob Brasch, The Knowledgeable Bob. 

"Confusing because everyone answers at the same time. Nobody knows who they're talking to," says Bob Taylor, The Carterville Bob. 

So they all have nicknames. There's knowledgeable Bob, he's the smart one. Webb City "Bob, Carterville Bob, Silent Bob, good luck getting a interview with him, and then there's Boonville Bob.

"Bob spelled Bob either way you look at it," states Carterville Bob.

"For one thing, we can all spell it," says Knowledgeable Bob.

The guys meet here for lunch everyday and they always talk about the same thing.

"Women, cars, and women and the weather," states Bob Twenter, Boonville Bob.

Several of the Bob's are swinging bachelors. Carterville Bob is recently single.

"Mine all left me this weekend. I'm bacheing it again," states Carterville Bob.

Along with having the same name they also have a favorite movie.

"What about Bob. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful," states Boonville Bob.

The guys say being on TV may improve their odds with the ladies.

"Always wanted to be a TV star, me and Tom Cruise," states Boonville Bob. 

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